Buy me Hello Kitty and I'll fuck you!
So if you want to endear yourself to your desired Japanese Girlfriend then all you have to do is buy her some sort of god damned Hello Kitty doll. Any other woman would think you were a sick creep for giving her one of these devil toys, but Japanese girls love them. I’ve seen 35 year old mothers with these things hanging from their phones in Tokyo. Honestly I think any girl over the age of 16 should just throw this crap away.
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